Ladies and Gentleman, please accept my sincerest apologies on the lack of stories over the weekend. I made a decision to cover the I-Phone pre-launch buildup, and stayed up from 8 am Thursday until 4 pm on Friday. I was anticipating on covering release numbers, people in lines, issues concerning people in line, etc. However, this time around very few people came to the pre-launch waiting line. In New York, the waiting line at “The Cube” apple store was approximately ten people, then at 7 am, the line bloomed into nearly a thousand people. The brief enigma that was the 3G launch left me drained, exhausted, and with a single story that would be of interest to my readers. It turns out that apple did, in fact, ddos itself via I-Tunes. The lack of sleep,writing, and non-fanboy apple commentary sent me into a literary coma,  causing my body to curl into the fetal position when my fingers touched the keyboard. However, i prefer apple fan “boys” to microsoft fanboys any day.